nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

(via yourcuteonlinegirlfriend)

showered-flowers:

have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i adore you. i adore every goddamn ounce. i adore your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.

(via freckledhearts)

winterfuckingsoldier:

i can’t believe we live in a world where someone on tumblr can call chris evans a dorito in the tags of some post and have it circulate so widely that robert downey jr calls him that often enough that chris evans gets the joke behind it.

(via iregretmyurl)

kanesus:

why do teenage boys care about if a girl is a virgin or not like are you that eager to be the first to disappoint me 

(via theramandthearcher)

dennys:

and-down-we-go:

So last night a bunch of my friends and I went to Denny’s for some breakfast-for-dinner and I couldn’t decide on what I wanted, so I told the waiter “I want a lot of eggs.”

"How many eggs do you want?"
"How many can I get?"
"I mean if you get a Make Your Own Slam you can get up to 8.."
"I would like a questionable amount of eggs, please. Scrambled, so that I don’t know how many there are."

And boy did he deliver.

The manager came out to present the eggs (because, as our waiter joked, this plate of eggs was too much of a health risk for anyone but the manager to be liable for serving me), and said “….who’s responsible for this?”

I started crying out of excitement/joy/fear (no lie. it was embarrassing)

Anyway, this heavenly plate of eggs filled the entire plate and was about an inch deep (there were 2 layers of eggs in it! with cheese in the middle!!)

The waiter kept joking “You’re not getting a box. You have to finish it! You chose this!” I tipped him 100% out of pure shame (plus he was a rad dude).

Thank you Denny’s. Thank you.

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT EGG ATTITUDE TO HAVE.

(via golden-classic)

anfonymackie:

there’s all this blow up about Misha saying “pervy” or something in reference to destiel fans

are you kidding me fandom

did you witness the massacre that was the eccc panel? because I did.

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Poor guys. :(

jacklesonmymind:

sswincestiel:

sweetiepiesammie:

dean-samwiches:

supernaturalapocalypse:

sociopathintheimpala:

deansdamnation:

how dare you

put dean back. Now.

And with Cas’s grace still burning out and burning him out…


NO STOP THAT

It was all about saving Sammy in the end anyway wasn’t it?

FUCK E V E R Y O N E

FUCK EVERYONE omfg

jacklesonmymind:

sswincestiel:

sweetiepiesammie:

dean-samwiches:

supernaturalapocalypse:

sociopathintheimpala:

deansdamnation:

how dare you

put dean back. Now.

And with Cas’s grace still burning out and burning him out…

NO STOP THAT

It was all about saving Sammy in the end anyway wasn’t it?

FUCK E V E R Y O N E

FUCK EVERYONE omfg

(via yourcuteonlinegirlfriend)

weejaboard:

i have had enough adventure for today

(via the-awkwardthirdwheel)